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January 29, 2012
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Party at my house last night

  • Made out
  • Wore neon
  • Threw glitter
  • Threw up
  • Woke up at noon still drunk
  • Ate pancakes
  • Struggled
  • There’s broccoli in my room
  • I ain’t mad
  • BYE

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January 14, 2012
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This is all very true, but I could barely taste it so it was pefect. I was perfect.I’d also like to apologize to the two women on the subway that saw my thighs on the subway because I  was wearing torn up jeans. THEY NEEDED TO CHILLL THOUGH… It was just my thigh.

This is all very true, but I could barely taste it so it was pefect. I was perfect.

I’d also like to apologize to the two women on the subway that saw my thighs on the subway because I  was wearing torn up jeans. THEY NEEDED TO CHILLL THOUGH… It was just my thigh.

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January 13, 2012
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WELP.

WELP.

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January 09, 2012
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Jay-Z // Glory

Proud father Jay-Z has released a new song celebrating the birth of his daughter Blue Ivy Carter on his lifestyle website Life + Times. The song, called “Glory,” was produced by Pharrell and features audio of Blue Ivy – credited as B.I.C. – recorded shortly after her birth on Saturday.



Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/jay-z-celebrates-birth-of-daughter-with-new-song-20120109#ixzz1izNV0zeV


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January 08, 2012
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ABC HAS AN EXCLUSIVE PHOTO FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM. We’d like to introduce the world to Ivy Blue Carter. Errr… Blue Ivy Carter?… Really? You sure? Forget the name, SHE’S BORN.

ABC HAS AN EXCLUSIVE PHOTO FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM.

We’d like to introduce the world to Ivy Blue Carter. Errr… Blue Ivy Carter?… Really? You sure? Forget the name, SHE’S BORN.

Tags: ART I'm going to call it a day Beyonce Beysus Christ

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January 08, 2012
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Ivy “The Blueprint 3” Carter-Knowles

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January 08, 2012
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leaked audio recording from beyonce’s delivery room

(Source: blaggot, via ibad)

Tags: smh

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January 08, 2012
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Beyoncé gave birth, everyone go get laid and celebrate immediately. After watching this of course.

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January 07, 2012
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I hope Beyoncé names her baby “Algebuh.”

(Source: mattheww)

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January 07, 2012
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There’s something therapeutic about not leaving your house for the entire day.

Usually I’d beat myself up for not going outside at all, especially since it was such a nice day, but I really had no desire to leave. I got a few housekeeping things done in my room, sent a few important emails and made a pretty kick ass sandwich. YUP.

It’s all about the small victories.~

Tags: LYING TO MYSELF