Everyone is comparing foot fetishes to rimming, I want to cry.
I’m in a backyard with a bunch of straight people that are talking about rimming and I just can’t.
— So all the good seasons of America’s Next Top Model are streaming on Hulu Plus. (via yawneyeroll)
There is no excuse for not constantly doing kegel exercises. You can do them anywhere. You don’t even need weights or special equipment. Well, you don’t need weights or special equipment yet. You will once you’re advanced like I am. I’m almost always carrying heavy kegel weights inside of my body. I’m pumping iron right this very second. Actually, it’s more of a pulse than a pump. I’m pulsing iron right this very second.
Someone’s Grindr name is “daveywaveyfan” :(