January 2012
Jay-Z // Glory
Proud father Jay-Z has released...
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Ivy "The Blueprint 3" Carter-Knowles
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leaked audio recording from beyonce’s delivery...
I hope Beyoncé names her baby "Algebuh."
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There's something therapeutic about not leaving...
Usually I’d beat myself up for not going outside at all, especially since it was such a nice day, but I really had no desire to leave. I got a few housekeeping things done in my room, sent a few important emails and made a pretty kick ass sandwich. YUP.
It’s all about the small victories.~
Ah.
meganomalous:
Luis: Maybe we’re the weird ones.
[2 second pause.]
Me: No.
Luis: No, nice try though.
Me: Yeah, good joke.
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Too Fucked to Live; Too Horrific to Repress →
amillionlittlekanyes:
There’s something you need to know about me: I have a talent for finding really weird and disturbing shit to watch. I have Two Girls One Cup, Shake that Bear and the Budd Dwyer Suicide video on my hard drive, and I share them with whoever dares show even the slightest interest in watching them….
I was with Ian when he watched Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon and...
Is there hate mail?
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December 2011
“Marry someone who’s also college educated so you can both make a lot of...”
– My mother is always looking out for me
Questions as I enjoy a bittersweet last night in... →
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Anonymous asked: Why you so obsessed with me?
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Feliz Day After Christmas. →
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Disapproval.
meganomalous:
Mom: Wow, Luis really doesn’t like that photo.
Me: Huh? Oh.
I HATE THAT PICTURE AND THE FACT THAT IT’S YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, because it’s with the intention of disturbing me. -___-
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I can hear my roommate having sex
dietvodka:
And it’s not fair.
My life in a reblog.
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Finals Week
I’m probably going to try and make out with you if I’m intoxicated.
SORRY. (In advance and also to a couple of people this weekend.)
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The Weekend.
Friday
My roommates and I threw our first banger on Friday and it was a success. Party of the semester? Probably.
Someone’s red pants left marks on our white walls.
I kept asking people if they were having fun, and was asked to stop.
Everyone was surprised by the number of straight boys that attended.
No really, where did the straight boys come from?
Apparently I can drop it low.
...
November 2011
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Ask. It's been a while, friends. →
LOL STILL AWAKE POST
I still haven’t figured out my Thanksgiving plan. I mean, I know I’m going to see my family in New York but I don’t know when I’m going to leave.
Usually, I just drive to New York and it’s no issue but my car isn’t insured anymore and my dad doesn’t want me driving out of state because of it. :(
I hate that I’ll be depending on rides from my family...
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Update: I'm "That Guy"
I was just asked by a girl at the TECH Center to turn down my music.
…I’m wearing headphones.
Also, she’s like 20 feet away. :’(
Also, this is the second time I’ve been asked to turn down my music in here this semester. Last time it was also when listening to Beyoncé, and a girl who was sitting like, 50 feet away asked me to turn down my music.
Also, how can...
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I forgot that Beyoncé increases productivity by 90% :D
I don't know what it's like to fall asleep before...
:(
This semester’s been really rough on me and I really hate the horrible pattern I’ve fallen into. I stay up all night to get my work done, sleep less than five hours at a time, go to class and repeat the cycle all over again. The thing that sucks too is I stay up all night and when I finally leave I can’t figure out what it is I actually accomplished.
Then when I do get the...
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I want to go down to Occupy Philly and open up a...
On the menu:
Occu-Pies
Gentri-Fries
Cornell Breast
Solidari-Tea
Cumin Mic
General Assem-Brie
Contingen-Peas
White Whine
1% Milk
Too bad I wouldn’t make any money because no there has any money. ;___;
