February 2010
I'm losing a follower a day.
COMING UP NEXT ON THE GRAMMY'S:
An all-star performance featuring:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Marilyn Manson
Miss Piggy
Prussian Blue
Wu-Tang Clan
and Billy Ray Cyrus
What could go wrong? Stay tuned.
I was expecting a Beyonce-GaGa mash up tonight.
Too obvious I guess?
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January 2010
Mariachi band singing Amor Eterno by Rocio Durcal.
I forgot this place has an all female mariachi...
Making strides…
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I'm being held hostage at a Mexican restaurant.
This is why I need to take my own car when I go out with my parents. The mariachi band isn’t even here to entertain me. -_-
Oh, a fuchsia vibrator with glitter on the inside...
I can think of someone who could use that….
And now they’ve moved on to penis pumps. Quality tv.
The Shop Erotic infomercial is on.
I’m just going to let this happen. HSN/QVC with vibrators.
The internet is weird.
Blog about Blogging with Bloggers.
Am I doing it right?
Last night some friends and I saw A Chorus Line.
meganomalous:
I can’t speak for them, (though I think we all agreed on this,) but I really miss theatre. I miss acting on stage not just for competition or obligation but actually ENJOYING it.
All of this made me realize that I really do hate my school’s drama department. If you can call it that. Oh, and I don’t care who ends up reading this. It’s my blog and you can all follow me on here and...
thetransit-deactivated20101024- asked: So, how does this conversation progress? Do we start talking about our favorite ways to work out or our favorite ways to not eat?
shaun-alexander-deactivated2010 asked: hi =]
There are no tissues at my house so I have to walk...
It’s a beautiful sight.
Ask here. →
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Vitamin C pills and Nyquil are the key to health.
I better wake up on time tomorrow.
Oh my god. On family fued, the question was "name...
extranordinary:
She said excellent.
This person is obviously from Osceola County.
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Why is this OK?
Mom: What's your number on priority in life?
Me: Currently it's school.
Mom: Well that's where you're wrong! Your FIRST priority should should be JESUS!
Me: -_- uhhhhhhh
Mom: Do you really think you can succeed without God?!
Me: Ummmm no?
Mom: blah blah blah Jesus blah blah blah you'll end up with nice Christian girl blah blah blah
Me: -_-
Me: D:
Me: >.
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this disgusts me. →
(via unprestigious)
Ugh, why is this ok and why is it happening at a child’s birthday party?
Being able to understand the commentary in the background makes it worse.
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I'm going through pictures from the last five...
Ew. What was wrong with me?
I used to
Wear colored contacts. (Not that bad)
Buy baggy-ish clothes from those rapper types.
Wear chains that wear a little too long.
Cut my hair very, very short.
Have a chubbier face.
Have an extreme dislike towards myself.
Things have obviously changed for the better. I was a silly freshman….
http://ThisIsLuisFernando.tumblr.com/ask →
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almostnever:
stayupforever:
jalepins:
Ellie...
Anonymous asked: This may be a little out of line, but would you really put out on the first date? I dont think i could ever do that unless i was really really drunk.
Anonymous asked: What is your idea of a perfect date, Or at least just a really good one.
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“I’m coming, Elizabeth!”
– President Obama, SOTU. (via hammerito)
I have a very visible moustache.
Fuck that. TIME TO SHAVE.
I refuse to look like I should be selling oranges on the side of the road.
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“Look at this stuff! Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?...”
– President Barack Obama, State of the Union Address (via schwenk)
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
(via -ryan)
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