January 2011
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Let's catch up
I have photography/photojournalism class now where I get to play around with a fancy camera for the semester. Fun stuff, but the professor is pretty intense and I think he likes picking on me. ~_~
I’ve been considered for “Assistant Multimedia Editor” for The Temple News. I already had my interview and I think it went well. If I don’t get it it’s slutever, at least...
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Everyone throws snowballs at the guy with the...
:(
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Just reached in my backpack and handed my mom a lube covered quarter…....
– Text messages like this one make me glad I have certain humans in my life. ~
Oh my God. I AM my mother…
– REALizations that should not be happening during my nightly face washing regimen. BRB getting no sleep over this.
Goal for the semester
Don’t fall off the face of the internet like I did last semester. BECAUSE LOL THAT SHIT MATTERS.
I don’t know what real goals are.
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At the DMV
There’s a man in his 40s reading Eclipse. Is he doing it so he can appear well-read to all the ~hot chicks?
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Things I wish my mother wouldn't say and/or do to...
Mom: “Those jeans give you a nice ass!” Mom: (Proceeds to give my butt a light pat) Me:
You can also file this under things I wish ~mens that I was interested would do, because then I’d be all:
I can always dream…
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There's a guy here named Yves
but he doesn’t pronounce it like the designer. :( Sooooo disappoint.
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Traffic School Part 2
I’m actually taking the right class and everyone here is under 25! We’ll all be able to ~relate or whatever…
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I've been awake for about three hours now
and I still have no motivation to get out of bed. This break has turned me into a hermit.
What’s that? You want me to go outside? But there will be people there, and it will require me to leave my room. I’ll just stay here where I’m cozy.
Luckily I go back to Philadelphia on Saturday, so my extreme sloth will soon come to an end. If you need me I’ll be under the covers...
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Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed →
This is relevant or something…
OH, and I guess I went from Virgo to Libra. COOL STORY, HOE.
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Things were going so well...
Mom: You look bored today.
Me: Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Mom: Maybe you should pray.
Me:
Me: No thanks, I’m good.
Mom:
Mom: Don’t you pray? Tell me you pray.
Me: Sure, something like that.
Mom: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRAYING! blah blah blah blah blah blah You were raised better. blah blah blah blah We’re nothing without God. blah blah blah blah
Me:
...
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Aw, look at my dad using his smart phone to ~surf...
Wait… He’s driving! And swerving, and almost got off on the wrong exit, and getting an attitude like a tween when my mom asks him to stop. I guess this is goodbye, guys…
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Going to pick up a Birthday card for my mom
in the middle of the night because I forgot to buy her one earlier today and love her or something like that. I COULD wake up super early, and buy it before she even wakes up but we all know that’s not going to happen.
Ugh, what a minor inconvenience.
Sang along in the car to "No Scrubs" with my...
I guess my closet has a glass door now. At least she thanked me for introducing her to TLC. ~
If you're going to wear sweats to the restaurant
tomyhusband:
I’m telling the hostess who seats us to bring you some crayons and a cartoon placemat.
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Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say “Did you ever see a whore Begging for more?” Down by the bay.
Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say “Did you ever see a porn Where the fetish was corn?” Down by the bay.
Down by the bay Where the...
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Judgmental Camel at Epcot. 1/3/11
If you're going to wear sweats to the restaurant
tomyhusband:
I’m telling the hostess who seats us to bring you some crayons and a cartoon placemat.
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Everyone here
looks like they stepped out of an Everest commercial.
I have to go to traffic school in an hour.
:(
I’m not even sure if I picked the right one (there’s an 8-hour one and a four-hour one), but when I called the DMV they didn’t really know either. So I guess we’re just going to hope this works out! ~
I picked the less painful 4-hour option.
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I FELT VERY AWKWARD, CAN YOU TELL?!
REGIONAL DIALECT VIDEO MEME
Say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Now answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a...
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I'm so close to perfecting Nicki Minaj's verse in...
It was my only New Year’s resolution. ~
fmegentlywithachainsaw asked: Will you marry me?