January 2012
December 2011
Marry someone who’s also college educated so you can both make a lot of...
– My mother is always looking out for me
Questions as I enjoy a bittersweet last night in... →
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Anonymous asked: Why you so obsessed with me?
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Feliz Day After Christmas. →
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Disapproval.
meganomalous:
Mom: Wow, Luis really doesn’t like that photo.
Me: Huh? Oh.
I HATE THAT PICTURE AND THE FACT THAT IT’S YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, because it’s with the intention of disturbing me. -___-
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I can hear my roommate having sex
dietvodka:
And it’s not fair.
My life in a reblog.
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Finals Week
I’m probably going to try and make out with you if I’m intoxicated.
SORRY. (In advance and also to a couple of people this weekend.)
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The Weekend.
Friday
My roommates and I threw our first banger on Friday and it was a success. Party of the semester? Probably.
Someone’s red pants left marks on our white walls.
I kept asking people if they were having fun, and was asked to stop.
Everyone was surprised by the number of straight boys that attended.
No really, where did the straight boys come from?
Apparently I can drop it low.
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