This Is Luis Fernando

May 27

Just remembered I forgot to take my flask out of my bag… :O (Taken with Instagram at Saint Helen’s Church)

Just remembered I forgot to take my flask out of my bag… :O (Taken with Instagram at Saint Helen’s Church)

May 26

Riding with my best friend, TV. (Taken with instagram)

Riding with my best friend, TV. (Taken with instagram)

Moving woes

I wish complaining made the process go faster. >:|


JUST KIDDING.
My roommate and I went to return my UHaul van at midnight and there was a crackhead with his dick out and two sketchy ass men circling us as we looked for a place to park. So went home and ate Chinese food in our undies instead.
This is still a pretty perfect ending to my last night in this house.  Oh, Philly. To think I still have two years I’ll be living in you~

JUST KIDDING.

My roommate and I went to return my UHaul van at midnight and there was a crackhead with his dick out and two sketchy ass men circling us as we looked for a place to park. So went home and ate Chinese food in our undies instead.

This is still a pretty perfect ending to my last night in this house.  Oh, Philly. To think I still have two years I’ll be living in you~

Moving sucks so I’m going to get drunk and go to IHOP instead~

Moving sucks so I’m going to get drunk and go to IHOP instead~

May 24

Oh.

Oh.

Glad everyone’s rooting for me to not be #ForeverAlone. TOO BAD NO ONE WILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND DATE ME.

Glad everyone’s rooting for me to not be #ForeverAlone. TOO BAD NO ONE WILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND DATE ME.

Strike One

For whatever reason I figured that 11 p.m. would be a reasonable time to move my first batch of things into my new apartment. Since it’s me we’re talking about though, it turned out to be a terrible choice.

I pack things into my car and drive to my new apartment on the corner of Bro Avenue & Don’t Get Mugged Street, only to find that my apartment key doesn’t work. I was thankful that at least the key to the building worked so I could enter and hear what sounded like porn coming from one of the other apartments. IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR.

May 23

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May 22

I considered not even attempting going to the gym because I couldn’t find my black gym shorts, even though I have another pair but they weren’t the black ones – and these are things that really matter since I think everyone gives more of a fuck than they actually do.

…hold me.