JUST KIDDING.
My roommate and I went to return my UHaul van at midnight and there was a crackhead with his dick out and two sketchy ass men circling us as we looked for a place to park. So went home and ate Chinese food in our undies instead.
This is still a pretty perfect ending to my last night in this house.  Oh, Philly. To think I still have two years I’ll be living in you~

JUST KIDDING.

My roommate and I went to return my UHaul van at midnight and there was a crackhead with his dick out and two sketchy ass men circling us as we looked for a place to park. So went home and ate Chinese food in our undies instead.

This is still a pretty perfect ending to my last night in this house.  Oh, Philly. To think I still have two years I’ll be living in you~

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Moving sucks so I’m going to get drunk and go to IHOP instead~

Moving sucks so I’m going to get drunk and go to IHOP instead~

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Shave it? or Save it?
Last night I was running late to a party so I convinced myself I only had time to shave off my gross neckbeard (since I can’t grow a real beard.) I’m considering keeping just the mustache to see how it looks, but then again I fear it’s a slippery slope to getting fatter and looking like my father.
I feel weird whenever I shave completely, and this also acts like an act of defiance against my mother who hates when I have facial hair – even though she’s two states away so she wouldn’t know…
Look, I have issues…. and a mustache.
Do I look fresh off the boat? (more than usual…)

Shave it? or Save it?

Last night I was running late to a party so I convinced myself I only had time to shave off my gross neckbeard (since I can’t grow a real beard.) I’m considering keeping just the mustache to see how it looks, but then again I fear it’s a slippery slope to getting fatter and looking like my father.

I feel weird whenever I shave completely, and this also acts like an act of defiance against my mother who hates when I have facial hair – even though she’s two states away so she wouldn’t know…

Look, I have issues…. and a mustache.

Do I look fresh off the boat? (more than usual…)

R.I.P. :’(

R.I.P. :’(

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Making my return to Tumblr with this out of context GPOYW. Enjoy.

Making my return to Tumblr with this out of context GPOYW. Enjoy.

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Megan knew exactly what I wanted for my birthday. :)
…She also got me an Ed Hardy lighter…. (we’ll forget that happened though)

Megan knew exactly what I wanted for my birthday. :)

…She also got me an Ed Hardy lighter…. (we’ll forget that happened though)

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Happy Birthday Luis!

thatmeganswagger:

I have a tradition where I make people birthday blingees, or sometimes just out of boredom. So, I present to you Luis:

I absolutely love my friends. This has to be one of the best .GIFts I’ve received in a while. :)

(Source: okaymorganfreeman)

Me, right now.I haven’t left my room all day… 

Me, right now.

I haven’t left my room all day…
 

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I now have the power to ZOOM! (and creep)

I now have the power to ZOOM! (and creep)

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I’m cold, and I’m too lazy to go downstairs and raise the temperature. :/

I’m cold, and I’m too lazy to go downstairs and raise the temperature. :/

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